Posted on 22 May 2010 by Wanna Be Sports Guy
From LA to Beantown, Americans have some of the most passionate sports fans in the world. But while some loyalists (Cardinals, Steelers, Dodgers and Packers fans, in particular) have excellent track records, there are other groups of devotees who are truly atrocious.
For every fan who’s willing to sit in his or her seat, watch the game, and cheer enthusiastically for their chose favorite, there are beer swilling, belch-ripping, abrasive idiots who make going to the games a chore. Here, for the purposes of annoying those people, is a list of the worst sports fans in the nation.
Los Angeles Lakers fans: They arrive late, and they leave early. Lakers fans can drone on for days about the wonderful history of their franchise. Yes, you guys are good, we all get it.
Milwaukee Brewers fans: I’m one of them, so don’t think I’m going easy on myself. We’ve been to one World Series in the entire history of our franchise. Sure, we’re a loyal group of people. But guys, serious – you need to get over that ‘82 season.
New York Yankees fans: Not all of them are pompous, uppity snobs with an air of self-entitlement. But a lot of them are.
Da Bears fans: Making all Midwesterners look bad since 1919.
Florida Marlins fans: There have to be at least three out there. And I bet they suck.
Dallas Cowboys fans: Half of the people who claim to like the Cowboys don’t even like football. And it seems like every Cowboy fan I meet has a bad attitude.
Chicago Cubs fans: Masochists, or just too stuck in self-pity to think clearly? You be the judge. And also, why are half of the hardcore Cubs fans I know total losers in real life? Like attracts like, perhaps…
Philadelphia Eagles fans: They don’t know whether to hug their favorite players or kill them. And any city whose stadium sports a built-in court to persecute violent and unruly fans is automatically not a cool place to be.
- Taylor Maxwell
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