There have been some terrible gimmicks in the history of pro wrestling. We’ve seen men like the Red Rooster, Bastion Booger, and the illustrious Phantasio, all of whom live on as a small scar on our brain tissue. But when it comes to naming the worst wrestling gimmick of all time, there can be no [...] [...more]
Now, I’ll be the first person to admit this – I hate all things MTV. I truly believe that, between MTV and VH1, the popular media have nearly ruined a generation of children.
But I will say one thing: Many of my current favorite pro wrestlers wouldn’t be around if not for a reality show known [...] [...more]
Smell that? It’s the smell of oil, tape, pyrotechnics, and the sweat of 30 different men.
That’s right, my WannaBe Brethren. It’s Royal Rumble season. We’re less than 20 days from embarking on the Road to Wrestlemania, and I, for one, am stoked. I’ll save my matchup picks for another column, but I wanted to [...] [...more]
When I was a kid, I loved wrestling. In 1988 practically begged my dad to purchase the very first Summer Slam. My dad eventually said no, and I went in my room in tears. I was only 8, what else was I suppose to do when your hopes and dreams of seeing your favorite wrestler [...] [...more]
With my team out of the hunt for the Lombardi Trophy, I’m left without a major sport to watch. Sure, I enjoy my basketball, but I don’t get to catch it nearly as often as I’d like. And so, as always happens at his time of year, I’ve devolved back into a twelve year old. [...] [...more]